Comments by Jonathan C. Chance are in RED.
Concerning The Miraculous Winking Jesus:
"Fuck you, this doesn't deserve a place on the world wide web. No one is religious anymore. you are a fuckin loser. I will cut you up into little pieces and cook you, maybe even feed you to the poor. Maybe someone will wink at me and claim he's Jesus. if that happens, he better be puertarican or i'll go medival on his sorry ass."
"It is really stupid and should be burnt. Whoever created this stupid thing should die. If I ever find out who did this I will kill them. Write to me. My adress is Box 222, Entwistle, Alberta, T0E 0M0. I want to know who is behind this retarded website. (Signed Rory Wiens
"I will kill you and all who blaspheme the Lord Jesus Christ"
"All atheists should die, and I'm just the man to do it. Prepare to face me and the wrath of God."
Concerning the HALLOWEEN pages:
Arator, Lapidator, Omtato!
Somniator, Subaerfor, Iquator!
Signator, Sudator, Combustor!
Pugnator, Ductor, Seductor!
Vos omnes ministri odey et destructiones,
et Serator discorde,
et qui libiter opera facitis et tractibus.
Quod eat noce!
Vos conjure idec nos conjuro et depecur
quod ministrare et consecrare ista imaginem
et odid fiat mier alve Jonathan Chance!
I get the feeling someone doesn't like me
* I received a "death" curse from some witch. According to the curse, I will be dead by November the 10th 1996. This curse was very well written. I made a hard copy of it and lost it.
I am still alive. I have a mild case of hay fever, but my blood pressure and pulse are doing just fine. Thanks for caring. Jonathan C. Chance
Yipee! I made it! It's the day after I was supposed to die! I feel great! Not a problem in the world, expect maybe these "witches" placing all these EXTREMELY cruel curses on me.
Thought I'd give you an extra month. She could have spelled December wrong or something. Still feel great. Very much alive!
** Since there is a %38 chance that some wacko might actually kill Jonathan C. Chance, Propaganda For The Paranoid is now accepting donations for funeral arrangements. In the event that Jonathan is killed, this web site will no longer exsist.
Cash, Check, or Money Order donations for funeral expenses should be mailed to:
Fort Worth, Texas