Final Warning
The following pages contain actual excerpts from Santa's diary. I have not censored Santa's vulgar use of the english language in any way. I feel I must warn you, once more, that the following pages contain explicit descriptions of sex, drug, and alcohol abuse.

Footnote
You will notice that Santa's diary contains a lot of numbers (i.e., 902830b). These numbers are his way of showing the location of each child's house. The letter represents the children (b would be the second oldest child in the home number 902830). Pretty impersonal isn't it?

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